The Beetle and the Gnome written in 1999 for Keystone Garden
You say your car is you
You see yourself in the shiny metal
You feel yourself behind the wheel
You know your car is you
You and your fake blue beetle
How sweet is the irony
How ironic is the truth
Just as fake as your car
Get in your fake blue beetle
And get out of our lives
Start up your fake blue beetle
And stop coming around here
You seemed so different
Until I saw the real you
Just like your car
There is nothing behind you
Just like your car
Your as real as a unicorn
And as common as the flue
I wish I only imagined you
Get in your fake blue beetle
And get out of our lives
Start up your fake blue beetle
And stop coming around here