Slimy Bacon from Auto-Tragic
Lyrics: Oran and Brian
Some people say that I got no life
Some times I think they’re right
They say I’m missing all the best food around
I don’t care much for Chinese
It puts me on the shitter for weeks
The BSer’s death rain burgers
Are usually a tad too rare
Getting out of bed ain’t so hard to do
When I’ve got my slimy bacon and some ice cold brew
They say that the best things in life are free
Get yourself some slimy bacon
And soon enough, you’ll see what I mean
It’s got a dash of ecstasy
A pinch of heaven for you and me
Never anything like it before
Try some now and soon you’ll see
There’s nothing more important to me
I just need my salty swine
Getting out of bed ain’t so hard to do
When I’ve got my slimy bacon and some ice cold brew