Uncle Boring written in 2015 for Keystone Garden (co-written by my oldest son Ethaniel)
Sitting on the couch
Belling holding the remote
Snoozing coming heavy
Snoring filling the room
Nothing much going on
Hour after hour it goes
Same thing as before
Day after day it goes
Uncle Boring is dry as a bone
Uncle Boring is feeling along
Uncle Boring the only one at home
Uncle Boring, same as the last
TV flickering on the wall
Darkness flooding all else
Who could have any fun here
Life fully drained from the room
Clock reads 10 o’clock
Sun has long since set
The moon is making an appearance
Its time for the night to begin
Uncle Boring is dry as a bone
Uncle Boring is feeling along
Uncle Boring the only one at home
Uncle Boring, same as the last
<Beer can pops> -> Uncle Fun