{"id":400,"date":"2018-07-27T15:37:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T19:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/?p=400"},"modified":"2018-07-27T15:37:30","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T19:37:30","slug":"pink-lobsterclaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/pink-lobsterclaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink Lobsterclaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pink Lobsterclaw from Auto-Tragic<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics: Oran and Brian<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Drives a lorrie, all around<\/p>\n<p>The dog tends the shrubbery<\/p>\n<p>Another sunny afternoon<\/p>\n<p>Taxman is on his way<\/p>\n<p>Phones are ringing off the hook<\/p>\n<p>Laundry blowing in the wind<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pink lobsterclaw cooter glove<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pubs closing for the night<\/p>\n<p>Vicar hangs his collar away<\/p>\n<p>President lights himself a stogie<\/p>\n<p>Garbage trucks start their rounds<\/p>\n<p>Dolphins avoiding fishing nets<\/p>\n<p>Auto needs some petrol<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pink lobsterclaw cooter glove<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Village idiot ran himself down<\/p>\n<p>Constable is still asleep<\/p>\n<p>Budgies all about in the sewers<\/p>\n<p>Blamonge waiting to be eaten<\/p>\n<p>Los llamas staring in to space<\/p>\n<p>Penguins sitting atop the telly<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pink lobesterclaw cooter glove<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pink Lobsterclaw from Auto-Tragic Lyrics: Oran and Brian &nbsp; Drives a lorrie, all around The dog tends the shrubbery Another&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","tag-auto-tragic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":401,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions\/401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}