{"id":366,"date":"2018-07-27T11:09:37","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T15:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/?p=366"},"modified":"2018-07-27T11:09:37","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T15:09:37","slug":"the-beetle-and-the-gnome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/the-beetle-and-the-gnome\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beetle and the Gnome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Beetle and the Gnome from Sons of Ttuff<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics: Brian<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You say your car is you<\/p>\n<p>You see yourself in the shiny metal<\/p>\n<p>You feel yourself behind the wheel<\/p>\n<p>You know your car is you<\/p>\n<p>You and your fake blue beetle<\/p>\n<p>How sweet is the irony<\/p>\n<p>How ironic is the truth<\/p>\n<p>Just as fake as your car<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Get in your fake blue beetle<\/p>\n<p>And get out of our lives<\/p>\n<p>Start up your fake blue beetle<\/p>\n<p>And stop coming around here<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You seemed so different<\/p>\n<p>Until I saw the real you<\/p>\n<p>Just like your car<\/p>\n<p>There is nothing behind you<\/p>\n<p>Just like your car<\/p>\n<p>Your as real as a unicorn<\/p>\n<p>And as common as the flue<\/p>\n<p>I wish I only imagined you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Get in your fake blue beetle<\/p>\n<p>And get out of our lives<\/p>\n<p>Start up your fake blue beetle<\/p>\n<p>And stop coming around here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Beetle and the Gnome from Sons of Ttuff Lyrics: Brian &nbsp; You say your car is you You see&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","tag-sons-of-ttuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}