{"id":353,"date":"2018-07-27T10:32:48","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T14:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/?p=353"},"modified":"2018-07-27T10:32:48","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T14:32:48","slug":"mr-glue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/mr-glue\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Glue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Glue from Sons of Ttuff<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics: Brian<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I knew this guy, his name was Joe<\/p>\n<p>A suitcase in his left hand, a towel in the right<\/p>\n<p>Such a fat fucking prick<\/p>\n<p>He always got his way<\/p>\n<p>Waking in time for dinner<\/p>\n<p>Going to bed with the morning sun<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His Bedroom was his playground<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen his retreat<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom was the throne<\/p>\n<p>For the King of Porn<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Classes were a waste of time<\/p>\n<p>Pornos ruled his life<\/p>\n<p>A suitcase full of videos<\/p>\n<p>Computer full of pictures<\/p>\n<p>A gut full of beast ice light<\/p>\n<p>A palm full of blisters<\/p>\n<p>Come join him in his kingdom<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His Bedroom was his playground<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen his retreat<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom was the throne<\/p>\n<p>For the King of Porn<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am the king of porn<\/p>\n<p>I never leave my house<\/p>\n<p>I am the king of porn<\/p>\n<p>You can call Mr. Glue<\/p>\n<p>I am the king of porn<\/p>\n<p>I like to beat my meat<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Glue from Sons of Ttuff Lyrics: Brian &nbsp; I knew this guy, his name was Joe A suitcase in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","tag-sons-of-ttuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.digitallywarped.com\/kg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}